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Liquify your 401k, individual investment accounts; empty your bank accounts, and max your credit cards to invest it ALL in ME!
Tribute your contribution now and add to MY WEALTH and HOLDINGS!
MILLION DOLLAR INVESTMENT ACCOUNTS SECTORS:
OIL: I love investing in American oil! I invest in the top Blue Chip oil stocks and Dividend Aristocrats. Oil is always paying Me lots of divvies, darling! I am the Platinum Blonde Oil Tycoon!
LITHIUM: As the Blonde Bombshell Oil of the 21st Century TYCOON, I am getting in on the ground floor and will be making a killing on this investment you are buying for Me! LITHIUM is the OIL of the 21st CENTURY! OMG you LOVE to WORK HARD making ME LAVISHLY WEALTHY!
TECHNOLOGY: As the “Femme Fatale of the Internet Generation” I am ensconced in internet culture as the legendary financial worship icon. I use the information superhighway as My vehicle, I am forward looking to the future driven by technology.
GOLD: Platinum Blondes prefer gold and bullion! I absolutely adore GOLD and invest in both gold coins and bullion, gold mines, and gold mining companies. I also invest in silver and silver mines.
REAL ESTATE: Mae West, My Platinum Blonde Predecessor is famed for her lucrative investments in Real Estate Holdings. From the time she went to Hollywood Miss West began investing in properties in Hollywood and beyond. My Real Estate Holdings encompass fine hotels, beach front resorts, residential and commercial properties. How glamourous, darling!
ETHEREUM: I believe Ethereum is the cryptocurrency that will be utilized in the future. I am passionate about it. I invest both in Ethereum and in Ethereum stock.
STEEL: Steel is a gorgeously important and lucrative investment. Steel is used in cars, buildings, power line towers, natural gas pipelines, and is by far the most important of materials. The development of mankind would have been impossible without steel, and much of this advancement is attributable to the vision of Andrew Carnegie. The backbone of our economy was built on the strength of steel.
JEWELS: As the Platinum Blonde Bombshell of the 21st century I adore only the finest of jewels. Muso Colombian Emeralds, Burmese Rubies, Kashmir Sapphires, and Flawless Diamonds! As My devotee slave you LOVE to gift Me with precious metals and fine gems to add to My Crown Jewels!
FINE ART: I am interested in expanding My investments to include assets in fine art by the masters and the shakers such as Picasso, Basquiat, and Banksy.
That’s right money pets, I’m adding lucrative additions to MY HOLDINGS, paid for by YOU! I’m going SHOPPING & YOU are paying… paying for MY ASSETS!! $$$
Price: $100.00
